Frequently Asked Questions:

Why did you create this web site?

Basically because I am bored and want something to do in my spare time. I also wanted to test some web programming ideas that I had. The main reason I have created this site though is for a learning tool for the students in my class. The rest of you out there may benefit also.

Why don't you respond to my e-mails?

I probably don't like you. Ok, just kidding.

I can't respond to all e-mails so I prioritize them.

Another reason is that my spam filters might have caught them. I don't check all the e-mails caught by my spam filters so your message might have been deleted. E-mails from AOL, Hotmail, and Yahoo accounts are more likely to be filtered out. Make sure you don't have something like viagra in your subject line (besides I don't need it), because I do filter common spam keywords from the subject header.

The last reason may be that the question was a really stupid one, worthy of a equally really stupid answer which I don't have time to write.

Your article screwed my computer up. Are you liable?

Number one: I AM NOT LIABLE.

Number two: My tip or article did not screw your computer up, it is still innocently sitting out there on my web server harming no one. You screwed your computer up.

Number three: My tips and articles do require a certain degree of intelligence to follow. At least an IQ of 100 is required.

Could you please help me crack software?

Frankly NO, but I can give you a quick tip on how to get a full version of any software. Listen close now.

1. Go to the software manufacture's web site.

2. Click on the link to purchase the software. Often it is under their products link.

3. Supply a credit card number and purchase the software.

4. You now have the full version of the software.

I don't want to give you my real name or e-mail address. Why won't you answer my questions?

That's perfectly fine. I don't mind communicating with 12345. You'll just be the 12,345th person in line to get your question answered. Honestly I don't mind.

The one that really gets me thought is the e-mail account that looks like this asdf@asdf.asdf. Number one: I will not sell your e-mail address to the highest bidder. Number two: How in the world am I supposed to communicate back with you? Carrier Pigeon?? Get a life.

Why is you web site so green?

Frankly, I like green. I sleep on a green bed and have green dreams at night. I wake up in the morning and eat a green breakfast and drive my green car to my green workplace. Is that enough of a reason???

I don't like your web site. It has poor navigation and it doesn't have all the features it should have. Will you improve it?

Yea, maybe sometime. Send any suggestions you may have to jasonmullett@gmail.com. If that answer doesn't satisfy you try this procedure. 1. Move your mouse slowly to the top, right hand corner of your browser (I don't want to hear anything from MAC or Linux users about this procedure). 2. Click on the X. The browser window will close and this monstrosity will disappear.